1. i-needyouhopeless asked: unf

    “Hehe. Well, thanks. But I won’t be fucking anyone anytime soon.” Gods he was so sore…

     


  2. Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

    yeah bring on those 0 messages

    (Source: hypocriteofwords, via thechairsdead)

     


  3. i-needyouhopeless:

    theeasterngiant:

    “I’m not that gross. Also, contrary to popular belief, mages and giants alike are very clean creatures. I don’t know why humans made that up.” He laughed, peeking into one of the rooms and turning back to her with a frown. Sighing, he announced, “It’s still resetting. Although… do you like space at all? I’ve got something that I’d like to see. Wanna come along?”

    { ♛— ; } The succubus snorted, “Yeah — okay.” Wanna come along? “Depends,” Jennifer murmured, hands now stuffed into the tight pockets of her skinny jeans, “On what it is. If you’re going to show me Iggy’s nerdy little batman layer, I think I might pass — but if it’s like a secret bar or some shit…lead the way, babe.”

    “Um… I mean, then have alcohol there. Just come on. We need to get to the teleporter.”

     


  4. It’s readmore time.

     


  5. Reblog if you are an INDEPENDENT roleplayer

    independentmasterlist:

    And you will be added to the List

    (via marcyeatsshadeofred)

     


  6. i-needyouhopeless:

    theeasterngiant:

    “Unless you want me to spew the contents of my three stomachs all over those gorgeous shoes you’ve got on, you’ll just have to wait for me and my slow ass moving.” He did look a little pale, moving as quickly as he could manage, leading her along the huge corridors.

    {  ♛— ; } Jenner flashed him a look of disgust, “God, you’re gross.” As they made their way along, Jennifer observed the surroundings — for a homeless man living in a cave, he did pretty damn well. His house was nicer than hers

     

    “I’m not that gross. Also, contrary to popular belief, mages and giants alike are very clean creatures. I don’t know why humans made that up.” He laughed, peeking into one of the rooms and turning back to her with a frown. Sighing, he announced, “It’s still resetting. Although… do you like space at all? I’ve got something that I’d like to see. Wanna come along?”

     


  7. It’s readmore time.

     


  8. It’s readmore time.

    2p-americablogswag:

    theeasterngiant:

    “It’s sex, not a date. I don’t have to piss around. Now strip.” He began doing so himself, shedding his clothes quickly, showing off his tattoos that covered the entirety of his body, as well as his piercings.

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  9. Put a Symbol in my ask

    ‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
    ✩ - You inspire me
    ☼ - You make me smile
    ☏ - I wish we’d talk more
    ✌- I want to get to know you
    ☺ - I want to be your friend
    #- I want to thank you
    ✓ - I like you
    ♣ - I want to cuddle you
    ❀ - I think I’m falling for you
    * - I want to kiss you
    ♥ - I’m in love with you
    愛 - I love you
    ∞ - I want to date you
    © - Will you be mine?
    (´・ω・`)- I’ll pay you 350,000 yen for anal

    (Source: alltime-bro, via axispowerstrio)

     


  10. It’s readmore time.

    2p-americablogswag:

    theeasterngiant:

    “This way.” He pulled him by his hair down one of the halls, passing several doors along the way and finally stopping at a dimly lit room and led him in, tossing him on the huge bed.

    Vinnie gasped at the sharp pain on his head, and fought back a flush. He tried to hide exactly how aroused the rough treatment made him by crossing his legs and smirking. His voice shook a bit as he murmured, “Well, aren’t you forward?”

    “It’s sex, not a date. I don’t have to piss around. Now strip.” He began doing so himself, shedding his clothes quickly, showing off his tattoos that covered the entirety of his body, as well as his piercings.